For your companionship and entertainment, Your New Home includes a complementary Doggie, and two Kitty Cats. You might also consider taking a dip in your very own pool during those hot summer days. Feeling tempted... well you haven't even heard the best part. Your new home comes with your very own Brand New Daddy!!!! Your Daddy has been hand-picked for you, by your travel guide. Not only is Your Daddy handsome and smart, but he's also funny. The two of you will become fast friends. Your New Home includes a lifetime of unconditional love and amazing opportunities. So act now, your new life awaits!
Friday, March 5, 2010
An offer you just can't refuse
Are you beginning to feel a bit cramped in your present home, feeling tethered, or even upside down? Well I have a once in a lifetime opportunity for you! Plan a trip to Your New Home. At Your New Home, you will have your own personal travel guide, named Mommy. Your mommy will take care of your every need. She will prepare and deliver nutritious meals made just for you, 10 times a day, and room service is available 24 hours a day. At Your New Home, you will have your own private room, which comes standard with European furniture, an upholstered glider, and your own private balcony! You will be lulled to bed at night by the sound of a rumbling train in the distance, and in the morning awake to the joyful sound of the Montessori Preschool's pet rooster. Forgot your suitcase? No worries, your room is already stocked with lots of clothes, books, and toys.
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